Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Don't give me that look

Please do not look at me like that.

I am so sorry for you that it is an inconvenient time for me to be standing over the copier making roughly 60 million copies. What a terrible tragedy. It is a shame that you might have to:

a. Wait ten minutes
b. Walk 50 feet to the other copier

Really, it's too bad.

But let me assure you that I am not doing it to spite you or as some sort of sick plan to convince you to never use the copier again. And I am certainly not doing it out of sheer delight.

So, if you give me that look again, I don't think I'll be responsible for my actions. Are we clear?

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