Things that are not my fault, for the record

1. That my cellphone didn't ring when you called it, though it was sitting on my hip with a full signal.

2. That one of the owners of the company is up your ass today.

3. That someone else who works for you didn't do something you expected them to do a week and a half ago.

Therefore, please do not take your frustrations out by being rude and snippy with me.

Thanks.